<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of shiksha malik</title><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of shiksha malik</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>I proud to be an Indian</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD background=http://i18.tinypic.com/4lse8gi.jpg><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Ffun%5Fand%5Ffun%5Fonly&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new n nAnn nAnnn N nn ha><DIV align=center><BR><BR></DIV><STRONG><P style="COLOR: rgb(66,125,100)" align=center><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffccff" color=#3366ff>FACTS TO MAKE EVERY Indian PROUD</FONT></P></STRONG><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><DIV align=center><FONT color=#3366ff><B>Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) </B><B>?</B></FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><B><FONT color=#3366ff>A. Rajiv Gupta</FONT></B></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><DIV align=center><FONT color=#3366ff><B>Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)? <BR>A. Vinod Dahm </B><BR></FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. Who is the third richest man on the world? <BR>A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now. </FONT></B><BR><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail <I>(Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)?</I></FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> </FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>A. Sabeer Bhatia</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> <BR></FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. Who is the president of AT &amp; T-Bell Labs (AT &amp; T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)? <BR>A. Arun Netravalli</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> <B></B></FONT></DIV><P style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt" align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><DIV align=center><B><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. Who is the new MTD <I>(Microsoft Testing Director) </I>of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?</FONT></B></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#3366ff><B>A. Sanjay Tejwrika </B><BR></FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey &amp; Stanchart? <BR>A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar. </FONT></B><BR><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America , even faring better than the whites and the natives.</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> </FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>There are 3..22 millions of Indians in USA <I>(1.5% of population)</I>. YET,</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> </FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>38% of doctors in USA are Indians.</FONT></B><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>12% scientists in USA are Indians. <BR>36% of NASA scientists are Indians.</FONT></B></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#3366ff><B>34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.</B> </FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>28% of IBM employees are Indians.</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> </FONT><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>17% of INTEL scientists are Indians. <BR>13% of XEROX employees are! Indians. </FONT></B><BR><BR><B><FONT color=#3366ff>Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA . <BR>1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history. <BR>2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta. <BR>3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education. <BR>4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software. <BR>5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. <BR>6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth. <BR>7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. <BR>8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! nown as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians. <BR>9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53. <BR>10.. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world. <BR><BR>11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi. <BR>12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra. <BR>13. Chess was invented in India .</FONT></B><B><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones.. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India . <BR>15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation). <BR>16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC. </FONT></B><BR><BR><B><U><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Quotes about India .</FONT></U></B></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><B><I></I></B><B><I><DIV align=center><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. </FONT></I><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>Albert Einstein.</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> <BR><BR></FONT><B><FONT color=#3366ff><I>India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition. </I><BR>Mark Twain.</FONT></B></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><B><I></I></B><DIV align=center><B><FONT color=#3366ff><I>If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India . </I><BR>French scholar Romain Rolland.</FONT></B></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><B><I></I></B><DIV align=center><B><FONT color=#3366ff><I>India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border. </I><BR>Hu Shih</FONT></B></DIV><DIV align=center><B><I><FONT color=#3366ff>(former Chinese ambassador to USA )</FONT></I></B></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><B></B><B><DIV align=center><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS. <BR>BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow. <BR>I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA .</FONT></B><FONT color=#3366ff> <B></B></FONT></DIV><P align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT></P><DIV align=center><FONT color=#3366ff><BR></FONT></DIV><P style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt" align=center><FONT color=#3366ff></FONT> </P></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:34:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/08/I-proud-to-be-an-Indian.html</link></item><item><title>salty coffee</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV link="blue" vlink="purple"><DIV><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Ruach LET" color=black size=2><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Ruach LET'">Dear friends, i like to share this story with you all.I'm sure that you all also like this story.</SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Ruach LET" color=black size=7><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Ruach LET'">Salty Coffee</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></SPAN></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">He <A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Erediffmail%2Ecom%2Fcgi%2Dbin%2Fred%2Ecgi%3FisImage%3D0%26amp%3BBlockImage%3D0%26amp%3Bred%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Ffunlok%252Ecom%252Findex%252Ephp%252Fstory%252Fsalty%252Dcoffee%252Ehtml&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he asked the waiter:</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">"Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby?</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home.. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him!</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Her tears made the letter totally wet.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" color=#0d0d0d><SPAN style="COLOR: #0d0d0d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">**********</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Not 2 c but 2 understand</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Not 2 hear but 2 listen</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Cataneo BT" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Cataneo BT'; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Not 2 let go but HOLD</SPAN></FONT></A> </SPAN></FONT><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:STATE w:st="on"><FONT color=blue size=4><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue">ON</SPAN></FONT></ST1:STATE><FONT color=blue size=4><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"> !!!!</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN><O:P></O:P></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><P class=MsoNormal><BR clear=all><BR><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><BR><SPAN class=sg>My blood carries an attitude- </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">it says B+ve. </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">so always B+ve.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">Thanks</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">Funny</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN class=sg><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></SPAN> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:22:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/25/salty-coffee-1.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P>Dear friends these lines are not my own but i like these &amp; i want to share these lines with all of you. So have a look on these words.</P><DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6><SPAN class=postbody><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT color=#3366ff><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff99ff" color=#000099>Facts of life</FONT> </FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6><SPAN class=postbody><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>HOW TO STAY YOUNG <BR>1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. <BR>Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. <BR><BR>2. Keep only cheerful friends. <BR>The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;)<SPAN></SPAN> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6><SPAN class=postbody><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3></FONT></SPAN></FONT> </DIV><DIV align=center><BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A> </DIV><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>3. Keep learning: <BR>Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. <BR>"An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! <BR><BR>4. Enjoy the simple things. </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A> </DIV><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. <BR>And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER. </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A></DIV><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>6. The tears happen: <BR>Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive. <BR><BR>7. Surround yourself with what you love: <BR>Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. <BR>Your home is your refuge. </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN> <BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A> </DIV><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>8. Cherish your health: <BR>If it is good, preserve it. <BR>If it is unstable, improve it. <BR>If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. <BR><BR>9. Don't take guilt trips. <BR>Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV><DIV align=center><BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A> </DIV><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><DIV align=center> </DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><A href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fhindi%5Fjokes&amp;isImage=0&amp;BlockImage=0" target=_new><IMG src="http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif" border=0></A> </DIV></DIV><DIV align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: white"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><FONT color=#0000ff>And if you don't send this to at least four people - who cares? <BR>But do share this with someone. </FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></SPAN><BR></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:59:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/09/Dear-frinends-these-lines-are.html</link></item><item><title>Jokes on Marriage</title><description><![CDATA[Dear friend read all this stuff.its really good. Basically i dont like this kind of ppl which are in these jokes but as for fun these jokes are good.<BR><BR><BR>MARRIAGE WOES... MUST READ IT <BR><BR>Man: Is there any way for long life?<BR>Dr: Get married. <BR>Man: Will it help? <BR>Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. <BR>----------------------------------<BR><BR>Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? <BR>It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!  <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? <BR>Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. <BR>It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women <BR>and then he turns them into Wives. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>If u r married please ignore this msg, <BR>for everyone else: Happy Independence Day <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. <BR>After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. <BR>It's called marriage. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Girlfriends r like chocolates, <BR>taste good anytime. <BR>Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. <BR>Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? <BR>Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Q: Why dogs don't marry? <BR>A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would <BR>go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &amp; the other ensures you <BR>continue to do so for the rest of your life! <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR><BR>Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? <BR>A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! <BR>-------------------------------------------------- <BR>Here comes the Ultimate One :) <BR><BR>Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? <BR>Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.<BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 17:22:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/29/Jokes-on-Marriage-1.html</link></item><item><title>traveller</title><description><![CDATA[<P>Its a amazing world &amp; one should always love Travel any where. i believe that traving can give u so wonderfull experiences which you cant forgot whole life. it will make u refresh &amp; relax. this is really very useful in todays stressfull life to make life little bit easy. so, i can just suggest after some time always take short breaks for travelling &amp; Enjoy Your Life as King Size. So be a Traveller &amp; always Be Happy.</P>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:11:35 +0530</pubDate><link>http://amazingworld.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/16/traveller-1.html</link></item></channel></rss>